The only holiday G4 hates more than Arbor Day (eff trees!) is Valentine's Day. It's a made-up holiday where wives and girlfriends force their men to buy gifts through a complicated regim of psychological manipulation and incessant whining. Forget that noise, boys; G4 is bringing you a days worth of programming that you want to watch --  we're going totally romance-free, all day!

For 13 hours on February 14th, G4 will present a marathon of bitch slaps, catfights and punches as the Cheaters team uncovers case after case of love gone wrong. Then adult entertainment superstar Sasha Grey teams up with G4’s Blair Herter to host the two-hour special Adult Entertainment Expo 2010, which takes viewers inside the always-shocking Adult Entertainment Expo in Sin City, a/k/a Las Vegas, NV.

G4’s anti-Valentine’s Day extravaganza kicks off at 9 AM ET/PT

with back-to-back episodes of Cheaters

followed by the AEE '10 special at 10 PM ET/PT.

Do not miss a moment; unless you're too busy watching Sleepless in Seattle for the 14th time with your "girlfriend." (sissy.)

Check out our Valentine's site for all the details.