Reports of Wii U’s immense horsepower are exciting, simultaneously sound like a parody of tenuous video game news stories (Wii U)

Wii U 50 per cent power  article image Reports of Wii Us immense horsepower are exciting, simultaneously sound like a parody of tenuous video game news stories (Wii U)

As true and exciting as it may well be, this report of the Wii U’s supposed monster horsepower is like a perfect storm of all the elements that make a rubbish video game new story. Analysts. Un-named sources. Vague, fanboy-baiting tidbits. It has it all. If ever there was a story to parody crap internet news reporting, this is it. But still, it’s potentially awesome news if true, so I’m going to report it anyway. On the internet. But I’ve acknowledged all of the above up-front, so I’m not doing it in a crap way, obviously. Just so we all understand each other.

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